Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
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yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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