whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
We just shotgunned beers for America
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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