actually, I'm a sock model
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
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I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
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I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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