Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
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I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
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WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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