I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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