I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
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Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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