There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
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I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
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Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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