I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
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She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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