Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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