return my video game
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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