maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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