i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize