He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
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There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
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I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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