1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
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Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
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I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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