Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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