That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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