well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
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I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
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Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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