Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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