So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
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She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I need to align my fucking chakras
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