I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
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This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
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It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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