chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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