Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
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his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
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And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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