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(386): View more from Florida

her nipple to breast ratio was just odd

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(361): View more from Texas

dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy

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(601): View more from Mississippi

i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.

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(305): View more from Florida

We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed

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(816): View more from Missouri

we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring

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(510): View more from California

Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.

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(818): View more from California

Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.

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