Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
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you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
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It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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