if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
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Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
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YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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