nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
this just has baby written all over it
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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