I wanna bring you to show and tell
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
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He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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