How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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