another moral hangover. fuck.
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Randomize
