He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
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The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
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My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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