Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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