Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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