Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
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