just tell him i said nine months
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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