We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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