you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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