Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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