I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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