I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
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We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
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Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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