it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
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I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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