At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
My vagina just clenched in fear
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