Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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