3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
This house was built for laser tag.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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