Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
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