i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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