carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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