i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Randomize
