dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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