i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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