my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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