I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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