Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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