forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
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My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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