so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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