5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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