I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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